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2022

29

Mar

Things to Wear to the Beach Tuesday of the Day

Here’s a series that we call THINGS TO WEAR TO THE BEACH….

Because it’s girls posing slutty in swimwear, which I like to think is the foundation of social media, basically the only reason it exists…

No one actually gives a fuck about keeping in touch with friends from High School, or seeing what they are up to in their shitty fucking prosperous lives…

It is strictly to see them in bikinis, or see their wives in bikinis, which has evolved to seeing their college aged daughters and their slutty friends in bikinis…

Without the bikini pics, the internet would be a very sad and lonely place, which I guess it already is, just look in the mirror boys…

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