Michelle Monaghan Bikini of the Day

2022

Apr

I think one of the most tragic things about MICHELLE MONAGHAN, is that she’s not the bitch on LOST.

Anytime I hear her name, I’m like “that’s the bitch from Lost”, but now that the bitch from Lost is some outspoken anti-vaxxer spreading TRUTH amongst the fucking contrived lies, she’s made a name for herself in my heart, Pure Blood Bitches who don’t fall into the obviously silly narrative they are pushing on us in unison are hot, even when they are not.

So now that I know she’s not from Lost, which you probably already knew, I can try to find a place for her 45 year old, menopausal, bikini wearing ass in my heart.

She was most recently in MESSIAH, which got cancelled because you are all heathens who don’t realize that Jesus is coming back, it’s in the bible…because people don’t like religion, God, or anything related to it…heathens who just don’t know better I guess.

She is best known for LOST…I mean True Detective….who cares about MICHELLE MONAGHAN…other than the fact she’s skinny, ripped, despite being old as shit, there’s not a whole lot going on here…you see there are younger, hotter, more accomplished bitches to focus on….does MICHELLE MONAGHAN even have fans? There must be ONE GUY out there with a MICHELLE MONAGHAN statue made out of his semen that he sucks on every night…or not.