I guess the BORAT inspired thong bathing suit is far more interesting when it’s not on some bro trying to make people laugh on Spring Break in the 2010s, because we all know when that was a trend and it was fucking miserable…if I never hear WAHWAHWEEWAH or whatever the fuck people used to say in everyday conversation….it will be too soon…that shit made me want to kill myself…if you wanted to torture me…lock me in a room with a fake moustache and a Borat swimsuit on, maybe bring 4 other dudes dressed the same and “WAHWAHWEEWAH” in my face until I fucking implode….

When a pussy is flopping out of it, it’s more tolerable…

The rest of the bikini/swimsuit pics are just a reminder that the INTERNET is based on bikini pics, social media without bikini pics would probably not be nearly as influential and society destroying….and for some land locked mother fucker who only sees bitches in bikini a few weeks a year at the public pool I get quickly banned from….they still excite me….those LA/Miami/Resort Living people who are used to thonged asses walking around grabbing a coffee and a smoothie every 2 minutes just don’t understand our PLIGHT of perverts forced to turn to the internet to see the bitches in our lives in bikinis…but it’s a plight I’m sure we’ll all survive assuming there are real problems in the world…and if there are…GOOD DISTRACTION!

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