Things to wear to the beach, which is basically pictures of girls who have uploaded pictures of themselves in various swimwear for the fans to jerk off to them, since everyone’s a celebrity in training now, or at least a sex worker in training, who like to build their empire off the creeps of the internet who get overly excited by the bikini pics, which is basically all dudes on the internet, because you and I both know that without the bikini pic, there would not be social media…it’s really the only reason people are there, following, or listening to the bullshit “hey guys…..” storylines….and I guess it could be worse…the internet could be built off videos of people shitting…an that’d be far less fun for people who hate feces like me, real fun for people who love feces, and probably all the followers who pretend to love feces because they are trendy and they’d hate to be cancelled for not being into feces…YOU FECES PHOBIC…..groups in colleges would be created….protests would happen…because that’s how idiotic people are.

I like the slutty bikini selfies and the content being produced for likes and follows, because it’s so simple, intentions so obvious….bragging, showing off, looking for compliments….keeping people lazy, dumb and not willing to BOTHER elevating the collective consciousness with their slutty content because they don’t have to….why bother when less effort gets same results…..

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