Elizabeth Hurley Bikini of the Day

2022

May

Elizabeth Hurley’s producing some rockin’ bikini content despite being in her 50s.

There is not guarantee that this isn’t her transgender son with Steve Bing who recently killed himself, rocking an Elizabeth Hurley face filter, or if this is the old SLAG’s actual body, but since it’s the internet and on the screen and not happening in front of us, we’ll just take it with a grain of salt and assume the old lady is just too vain to let herself rot, or to not produce bikini content in all her old age glory so that the fans can keep jacking off to her like 30 years haven’t gone by since we first discovered her turning tricks for Hugh Grant.

Movie magic, rich person vanity, transgenders in Augmented Reality filters or not, we’ll believe this lie, like all lies on TV….we’re conditioned to.