The bikini is the foundation of the internet, without the bikini, I don’t think the internet would exist, and if it did, no one would bother with it for anything besides th free porn and maybe online banking or watching music videos, but none of that social media shit would exist, none of the influencers would exist, no girls from your high school would be producing bikini content from vacation for you to jerk off to, like they are some kind of attention seeking influencer who needs to show off their pilates mom bod….it’d be a dark place.

I don’t know if it is my algorithm from being a tracked individual, facebook just showed me an add about a 1960s Flying Saucer AIRBNB, after I wrote down on a pad of paper 1960s Flying Saucer houses, because I remembered being in one as a kid, maybe it was an actual abduction, and I wanted to research it if I ever got around to it, never mentioning it, never saying it outloud, never googling, or searching it….the fucking thing read my mind..

So yeah, even the most basic camper girls, off grid cabin girls, van life girls, living on a sailboat girls use the most vulgar bikini pics for their Youtube Thumbnail to get the clicks, so even a youtube channel that has nothing to do with bikinis features a hot body in a bikini…

So here’s a bunch of out of context, random chicks, posing and showing off their swimwear, because it’s the heart and soul of the user generated internet content of exhibitionists just trying to get ahead, or get paid, or both.

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