There was a time when Kristen Cavallari was some 20 year old reality star and I didn’t give a fuck about her then, so now that she’s a textbook white girl of instagram, drinking her rose in her mid 30s, like other rich white moms of instagram, who don’t really do anything of substance, yet for some reason they are ALL the fucking same, in everythin they do, from the way they dress, to the way they decorate their houses, to the cars they drive, to the face injections and tits they get, to the workouts, it’s actually some stepford wife attack of the clones tainted by social media and media…but at least, the internet skews slutty so they are all sitting at home figuring out ways to film themselves fucking for reddit or onlyfans without being a slut, and the second they start doing that, it’s fucking over…..

If you leave the house and I have, the mid-30 to 50 year old white ladies dress the raciest….and probably fuck the raciest with all the sex toys that GOOP tells them to use…..and it is disturbing, but you can jerk off to it, just not when it’s Kristen Cavallari being boring as shit with a bikini top on.

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