Joey King is making moves and by moves I mean letting us all know she’s got solid tits.

I don’t now if she previously had solid tits, because I was only introduced to her on the series she got nominated for a Golden Globe for, which is also the series she met her soon to be husband, who was her director that I guess is into doing the whole Weinstein thing of fucking the talent in exchange for giving them Golden Globe winning performances, which I’ll assume is a big deal to these people.

Regardless, she’s got solid tits, which I guess she’s putting out there to the world to let them know she’s more than just a Golden Globe nominee, but also the more important and highly coveted big titty owner….since anyone who gets any clout doing the whole acting things in recent pervert times has big tits. Just ask Sydney Sweeney.

My theory is that the industry has too much invested in her to not carry her into adult acting roles and the only way to break the annoying kid actor is tits….

My other theory is that hollywood is dead and this is them scrambling, which will work out nicely for Joey King as she’s getting tons of press, tons of work, as they try to maintain the whole celebrity bullshit.

Point of the story, Joey King is hot and a good actor, so give her what she deserves….a cum tribute. You sick fuck, I see you on Reddit, I know what you do.

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