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2022

22

Aug

Jordana Brewster Ass of the Day

Jordana Brewster is such a fucking misogynist, or maybe she’s just a 40 year old woman who understands that women are meant to be in the kitchen, it’s far more fulfilling to cook for your family, than it is to be some ratchet miserable hook up culture slut in your shitty apartment waiting for a sugar dadddy to order you uber eats so you don’t have to get out of your lazy fucking bed and live a normal fucking human experience cuz you’re too busy medicated on SSRIs.

Maybe the whole traditional gender role is fucking HOT, especially when there’s tight jeans in a squat, because I know I love seeing women cook, clean and raise a fucking family……the whole spreading your ass for a dollar on the internet is EMPTY, I’ll still look, obviously, I love sluts, but slutty in this kind of way is better.

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