Noah Cyrus Slutty of the Day

2022

Sep

So Noah Cyrus is a celebrity sister who I guess has decided she should be a celebrity too, and for all we know, she may have more raw talent than Miley does, you know because she’s not Miley and will never be Miley so she’s got to try exceptionally harder to be taken seriously, but not as hard as someone who doesn’t have a dad who was an icon and mockery of Country Music in the 90s, or a sister who basically defined a generation of girls, in the sluttiest way, so that when her sister grew into her full form, she could take her fatness to some high concept and disturbing, oiled up, tit strapped music video to get noticed!

If you’re not simulating masturbation, do you even exist on the internet, probably not!

It’s just unfortunate that she’s terrifying looking, even when looking her “best”!