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2022

27

Sep

Halsey’s Self Awareness of the Day

Here’s some Halsey looking like fucking shit, rocking a “Corporate rock whore” t-shirt, because she knows that she sold her fucking soul to whoever these people sell their soul to, in order to be the flavor of the month with shitty viral pop songs for TikTok, or whatever their peak of success is measured when manipulating the minds of the weak generation that don’t know better!

I never really subscribed to Halsey’s bullshit origin story, I am convinced she was a party slut with access to the VIP room at the club in her hometown, allowing her to meet the right lame ass DJ who gets overpaid for his music, who to anyone who has ever been to one of these DJ parties knows, is just an overpaid nerd who is totally fucking accessible, if anything, that’s the whole point of becoming a DJ, because the DJ whores were fucking REAL in the 90s, they were more real in the 2000s, and by 2012, these fucking guys were SELLING out stadiums, making the DJ whores even MORE fucking insane about sucking their dicks! It’s a lifestyle

But yeah, drops some vocals on a hit DJ produced song, now exists and all her dreams come true whre she can DJ whore at the highest level while making everyone a ton of fucking money, because she’s a corporate rock whore, not a SELL out, it’s not like they pulled some ARTIST out of the subway station to package as a star, but instead found a bitch to play the fucking part!

Well, the young mom looks like it’s working out nicely for her as she walks around with her booze in hand, looking like she’s having a psychotic break, because she’s like a fucking lunatic!

I don’t find her hot, but I do find her demise hot, so let’s hope this ends in an overdose or something fun like that, you know PROVE to me you’re a homeless addict bitch, none of this candy coated bullshit!

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