Sunkissed girls are far hotter than indoor girls who are too lazy or scared to leave the house, because the internet has destroyed their lust for life and adventure, they can just scroll through their feeds all day, while being medicated on anti-depressants and entertained by streaming sites, before turning to their onlyfans to make some money selling feet pics, or letting dudes jerk off to them masturbating, you know the way nature intended!

I don’t know if indoor girls actually exist, I feel like the only reason to sell nudes would be to spend your days doing fun shit, going on adventures and generating some tanlines, but I guess I over estimate people and don’t realize how lazy they actually are!

Plus, I don’t even know if these tanlines are real, because the women aren’t all leathery and sun damaged as you’d expect them to be, meaning it’s possible that the tanline like everything else in life are just an augmented reality filter or some skin staining chemicals, but you know, since this is the internet, and we’re indoor people, the fake shit can pass as real shit, since believing the lies they feed us or that they present as real is what we’ve gotta do to make it in this HORRIBE fucking internet existence!

So we’ll pretend these are real tanlines, on real bitches, who hang out outside to get their vitamin D, like fun and healthy people should, it’s hotter than being all grey skinned and sloth-like in bed crying, which is probably more common than tanlines, since everyone is a miserable fuck!

TANLINES, bring hope of a less miserable TOMORROW!

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