As corny as weed activism is, I get it, if you were really into something, like sucking your dad’s dick and the people in charge told you that you weren’t allowed to suck your dad’s dick, even though it’s YOUR dad’s dick, and they should have no right to have an opinion on what dicks you put in your mouth, you’d probably want to get out there and make some noise, but at the same time, you can just silently keep it to your damn self and smoke your drugs like the hippies who are no judges, doctors and lawyers, or even retired, who never stopped smoking weed and just pretended they did because legal weed means government regulated weed and I don’t see how that’s better weed.

Anyway, weed activists or weed influencers like smoking weed is a talent or requires any skill, intelligence or knowledge, whether you believe in the merits or health benefits of weed, or the industrial benefits of hemp or not, you don’t need to be annoying about it, but there’s always someone trying to get noticed, or trying to be fun or interesting, and to them, showing off their weed use is the prop or angle they want for their content, they do it half naked and not all of them look like sloppy trash girls who use weed as a gateway drug to eating copious amounts of cake, and since I do endorse weed as a gift from nature, even though I don’t smoke it, I can respect it, plus I know there are dudes out there who have only got laid because they got a bitch stoned, so they can relive their glory days of their ultimate take downs or romantic moves of seduction that were kinder than the roofies or other sedatives they were planning to use, you gentleman you, and they say chivalry is dead because all men are little bitches…..

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