On/Off’s are amazing because they basically cater to all our needs as men. We see women out there in clothes, we want to see them not wearing clothes, it makes us feel like we’re winning something by getting that exclusive look, even when it is not exclusive but rather for the millions of strangers who may come across it on the internet, it still speaks to our souls….

Then the more bitter, cynical, jaded, impotent, high estrogen, low testosterone, selective, with fake high standards knowing that even the ugliest of the ugly won’t fuck us, but we still have to dissect every little imperfection like we’re doing quality control no one asked and no one is paying us to do, appreciate the on/off so we can see where we are being lied to….is it padded bra, is it shapewear….on/offs take all the ifs out of the equation and bring us facts…I mean besides the FACT that they could be photoshopped but that’s a whole other level of picky that I just don’t bother with…

Point is, On/Offs for the win…something for everyone…the best…my favorite. Now all you clothed bitches out there….GET NAKED.

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