Rita Ora Bikini Upskirt of the Day

2023

Jan

I am the kind of guy who zooms in on crotch shots, or on crotches in general when they are featured in a bikini photo….

I think it has something to do with my facial recognition blindness, where I can’t decipher a Scary face from a not so scary face….so I go to the pussy to make sure it’s a pussy.

I guess some dudes look at tits, I look at cunt are….I mean I do it in person too…’My eyes are up here”…..”WAY UP”….Friendly Giant shit…because on the way to their eyes, that you can’t make contact with if you’re an actual Asperger…you gotta stop at the tits along the way…

Anyway, that’s a lot of words to say “I zoom in on the cunt” and Rita’s cunt in her white bikini looks lumpy….could be from marriage to that New Zealand Tittaki Cohen, or it could be a fold in the suit because the pussy ain’t fat enough, or it could be a growth from all the men we know she’s had and ultimately, it doens’t matter because that’s a bit of labia or mound and it’s better than nothin’….