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2023

27

Jan

Jenna Ortega Slutty Selfie of the Day

Jenna Ortega is pretty overhyped right now, she’s the new it girl thanks to her version of a teen Christina Rocco’s Wednesday Addams…she’s a star baby!

I don’t know where she came from, but with my facial recognition blindness, she’s got the same ceiling eyes as Sydney Sweeney, so probably the same cloning lab..only instead of big sloppy tits as big as her head, they made her look like a stunted, underdeveloped teen in her 20s, which apparently people like.

Along with stupid dances that they were excited she choreographed and that the lame girls of tiktok have done their rendition of, even though actors should know how to dance, especially ones young enough to be part of a retard generation who only communicate through emoji and 15 second dances, she also slutty selfies….it’s part of the culture man!

I remember when you had to put effort into getting a pic like this, you had to be special, now it’s just standard operating procedure of owning a pussy. Easier for us, I like it.

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