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2023

06

Feb

The Viral Bikini Fashion Show of the Day

There is a pretty funny clip that is circulating the internet because the internet is a heartless place that doesn’t care about feelings because we are humans and our instinct is to laugh at each other, even over our misfortunes, it’s a kick em when they are down programming and the internet was built on trolling and cyberbullying, until everyone pretended to have a conscious and turned to talking shit off the record, while pretending to care about other people and inclusivity while online, the one place where laughing at each other mattered…and still matters and will always matter because laughing at people is fun.

Anyway, the clip is basically a dig at inclusivity, because people with brains see how brand pander to the inclusivity thing and try to level up on being as inclusive as possible, instead of just hiring the right person for the job, they go out of their way to level up all in efforts to go viral, get some social credit points, etc.

So we’re in a place where being fat isn’t enough, everyone is fat….being black isn’t enough, even though Black Lives Matter and they pretend that black people have no representation, being crippled isn’t enough, because amputees are real, they are people and I am all for them doing anything they want, even bikini model….assuming they are hot enough….that’s not the issue, I actually know 2-3 hot amputees…and I think amputee influencers are more interesting than full bodied influencers, they have a hook….but this is about being USED by a brand.

So this brand decided to put them all together, you know for inclusivity, for baiting the “we care about all people” by getting a fat black amputee hobbling down the runway, she may also be a trans to make the pandering even better….

I will say that this bitch is brave because she’s go no business being there and is just an over the top diversity hire being USED by the brand…..so in this case, stripping down to a bikini when you have no business doing it is brave….even though I generally hate that shit, but in this case…THIS is the victim.

It’s still pretty hilarious though….on the brand, kinda sad for the model….

It happened back in JULY at Miami Swim Week, so I have no idea why it’s a thing now, but maybe people are getting fed up with how obvious these motherfuckers are.

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