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2023

07

Mar

J.Lo in Lingerie of the Day


I guess I came across these pictures yesterday, but didn’t really click on them, because I am disgusted by J.Lo for a few reasons, the main one being that she’s in her 50s, GROSS, but the other reasons being that she’s made tons of fucking money, has tons of successful businesses, is rumored to be happily married to a not too drunk or abusive Ben Affleck, which was obviously weird tabloid fodder that they hoped would generate interest in celebrity culture, but NOTHING will ever generate interest in celebrity culture again, not even the nudes in an era where there are better nudes of girls we can likely pay to fuck instead of these lame ass trying to be popular clowns…

Anyway, I ignored them yesterday because J.Lo and her celebrity repulse me, but seeing her doing lingerie shoots like she’s young and hot, is the perfect level of desperation I need to remind myself that no matter how big these idiots get, they are forever clickbait annoying attention seekers….but they are rewarded for it so I guess no one tells them they suck…so how would they know….not by looking at their bank accounts – THAT IS FOR SURE….right.

I can’t confirm or deny whether this is J.Lo’s official body, if her head was super imposed on another body, if the photoshop or filters would legally stand as being J.Lo’s body, but this is what they are selling us with their geriatric granny porn/lingerie content. It is disturbing.

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