If you don’t live on the beach or near a beach where you can sit and stare at all the beach fashions of half nakedness that you can take home to jerk off to, or if you’re really adventurous, since you’re the kind of guy who lives on the beach, you can just jerk off right there on the beach or in the water through your board shorts, because why bother taking mental screencaps or sneaker photos when you can just get it done right there…..the you are a loser.

If you do live on the beach, then you probably don’t need this random collection of babes in swimwear to remind us of the fact that we don’t live on the beach therefore we are losers…cold fucking losers.

The bikini may not be all that revolutionary to all you people who have grown accustomed to it, but I’m still a big fan and believer in swimwear being erotic and that’s what counts.

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