Sydney Sweeney’s in a lingerie shoot for a bikini brand that I guess is doing lingerie now. I posted some of the pictures the other day because they are awesome thanks to Sydney Sweeney having some rockin’ tits…

They say you can’t reduce a girl to her tits, or refer to her as a host body for her tits, like they did with Pam Anderson before she looked like some kind of mutant fetal farm animal, all covered in afterbirth with its bloated face…

But the truth is, you can totally reduce a girl to her tits, especially when they are famous and rich thanks to their tits, because I understand how internet marketing works, I also followed Sweeney EARLY on when she had under 100k followers and no one gave a fuck about her, only to hit big with Euphoria…BECAUSE OF THE TITS….

People love tits, what’s the harm in stating the obvious…it makes them all so mad, “She’s a talent” barely, maybe because of the tits, but her acting is average at best…”she’s a business lady with a production company that has book rights and is making movies”….ok, with money she made from her tits.

I just think people need to take more of a stripper approach to life, successes and accomplishments….the stripper knows the condos they own are from lap dances and tits…and they don’t really try to pretend it’s not….a more honest approach to life, isn’t it.

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