Here are some tanlines to celebrate my International Women’s Day hangover….

Because like you, I take international women’s day very seriously, far more seriously than everyone else, since I have devoted the last 18 or 19 years of my fucking life to daily updating women, their tits, and hyping them up, even when they are flawed, imperfect, garbage human beings, with a commitment and willingness to let each and everyone of them suck my dick.

I like to think I am a leader and innovator in the Women’s Movement, at least in the internet version of said Women’s Movement, since I was early to have a website, right before the internet became REAL mainstream, not that anyone cares, not that I get invited to Women Events, or Conferences, or seminars where I discuss how I’d let them all suck my dick, but if I did, I’d have a great presentation on the subject, thanks to all these years of experience in the field….

The point of the story is that I did not fuck a trans who cut his dick off to call himself a woman or to enter the women’s changing room last night…and when other people celebrate trans as women, despite science and facts…..I celebrate tits….or tanlines…or TITS and TANLINEs….or really any body part on a woman….since I’d be more than willing to drop a wad that’s more of a dusty sprinkle…I’m old, it happens..

Here are tanline reveals on women….for men…for International Women’s Day hangover…

BEACH BEACH BITCHES!

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