I feel so lied to. There was some weird scam that involved Selena Gomez pretending to quit social media because of some bullshit scandal over Justin Bieber’s fan, something that has been part of her marketing campaign since she first had sex with him when he was underage and she was over age, in some parts they call that grooming or sexual predator, but not in hollywood people, those kids just fuck adults and it’s fine.

What happened after her social media quit was she became the most followed person on isntagram again, because all the weirdos wanted to show her support.

I can’t be sure, but I am pretty sure, that’s great for sales of her direct to consumer brand she’s trying to become a multi-billionaire with.

It’s all about the troll in this instgram we call life…

Anyway, despite having quit social media, the pudgy, now busty, Mexican dream because she has a terminal chronic illness, so a good candidate to K-Fed if you’re willing to put up with her fake mental health issues…better than working a day job if you ask me….

But despite being off social media, she’s here dancing some fucking Flamenco or Salsa or some other sexy latin thing lifing her dress up for all to see her belly, if you look past the ass….

It’s not as fat or dumpy as I’ve expected, maybe she’s been starving herself out in these dark times, or maybe they got her some different brain meds! WHO knows….

In other news, her tits are like a shelf…a totally distorted, weird perspective shelf….and that’s always fun in a world where you gotta go TITS first to get noticed….

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