They say that large bodies of water are good for the soul and the key to longevity, so if you have access to a beach, where you can look onto the wonderful soul cleaning therapeutic views that are supposed to ground you in some way, do it while jerking off to all the bitches in bikinis who are also at the beach.

The bikini, like large bodies of water, as long as they aren’t on large bodies, are as important to our existence or at least as important to our public masturbation habits.

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