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2023

23

May

Things to Wear to the Beach Tuesday of the Day

The swimsuit is just such an important part of American culture, that it could be argued that it is the foundation of American culture, from right of passage summer vacations where you got to see your first bikini, to that whole california dream of being on beaches with girls in bikinis, to moms on Oprah trying to buy the swimsuit that suits their old dumpy asses right, not quite as hot as the college chick at the mall buying bikinis that make her young tight ass more fuckable…..and the whole bikini voyeurism has been taken off the beach, or hiding in the Mall changing room and brought to us on social media, where we can still jerk off to them in public, just on your smartphone instead of actually creeping out the girl in said bikini….

This is a round-up of bathing suits, because people like to capture bathing suit content, maybe they workout for it, maybe they just like the bump in views, but if it’s half naked self produced content you can jerk off to, it’s a win….even if it wasn’t the intention of said content, probably even a bigger win if it wasn’t the intention of the content, even though it probably the intention of the content…


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