Jordana Brewster, you PANAMANIAN dream in her mid to late 40s posted up a bikini picture like she’s trying to be some kind of BOND girl, possibly to generate some attention from the new FAST FURIOUS movie she is probably not in, but was in and that should count as some spillover fans searching her on instagram in need of a “Where is she now that they’ve replaced her with some other useless cunt in a franchise that is insane to still be generating revenue and likely the evidence we are doomed as a society”….

In her bikini pic, her bikini is so low rise, you can practically see her PANAMANIAN tax evading dick….and shockingly, the old lady has no bush at all, which is a little tragic to a bush lover like me, but at her age, she probably has not choice by the wax it all off because it’s SILVER BEAVER…..

DO WE CARE.

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