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2023

04

Jul

Lily Rose Depp’s Ass is the American Dream of the Day

Thankfully, they ended THE IDOL, which was a show about nothing and not in a Seinfeld way, but in an actual, nothing fucking happened in the series besides Lily Rose Depp playing a popster who was pretending to be manipulated by some ex-convict club owner played by The Weeknd, who happened to have a cult group of devoted musical drifters who in his weird LA entourage that Lily Rose Depp used to make her comeback tour after failing as a popstar or having a mental break as a popstar…..only they want you to think that HE is manipulating her through MIDGET sex as they record her comeback album…

Basically, it was so dumb that I couldn’t appreciate LILY ROSE DEPP’s hotness, that I’ve endorsed all these years, because she is HOT, even when dating weird lesbians, and doing heavy nudity on shitty HBO shows…

Now that it’s over, we can go back to sexualizing her they way we’re meant to….

Hopefully that show never coming back, but hopefully she’ll take her nudity to GOOD projects we can jerk off to, because she’s into being naked, let’s push that NEXT GENERATION of Hollywood royalty….MAKE that NEPOTISM COUNT…

SO here’s a celebration of that show ending and LILY ROSE’s nudity in her acting BEGINNING, cuz it’s pretty great! AMERICA!

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