Ali Larter is only interesting to me because in the 90s, Esquire magazine decide dto create a fake celebrity using their magazine as the platform to create the fake celebrity, and it basically turned her into a real, not necessarily hugely famous, celebrity.

It’s a viral troll I’ve wanted to do with this site, but I never was able to get the site relevant enough to create a fake celebrity, so why bother, let Esquire do it in the 90s with Ali Larter for me…..

I only knew this about her recently, thanks to my DEEP dive on WIKIPEDIA, but it made her WHIPPED CREAAM BIKINI a little more amazing, unless I’m confused and it wasn’t even her in the WHIPPED CREAM BIKINI, I don’t really work in facts…

Well, she’s now in an actual bikini, not a WHIPPED CREAM BIKINI, because she’s old and the WHIPPED CREAM has done gone sour…it’s more like WHIPPED powdered milk you drink cuz you’re poor and it’s all you can afford, you know bottom of the barrel dairy….but I’m still lookin’..

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