Nelly Furtado Bikini of the Day

2023

Jul

Nelly Furtado is the Portuguese Canadian bitch who polluted the lives of Canadians for a relatively short period of time, during her highly successful music career, at least in terms of Canadian content….she was a big deal, but in being a big deal, we had to listen to her shit on repeat thanks to radio laws forcing them to play canadian content since we are basically a communist country…

So there’s a deep hatred for Nelly Furtado, some trauma from being raped ocularly by Nelly Furtado, which I guess isn’t really her fault, it’d be like if someone raped you with an ejaculating dildo filled with another person’s sperm, where in this case the dildo is the radio and the other person’s sperm is Nelly Furtado and the RAPIST is the government’s control on what we have access to.

That said, she’s in her 40s now, she’s a mom, but she’s got Euro roots, which means she’s totally comfortable in these slutty, shameless times, to slip into a thong bikini that shows off her massive Portuguese 40 year old mom ass, all filled up on Nandos and fucking custard tarts…keeping her well fed for the months she’ll spend at sea operating the family’s fishing boat….you know, Portuguese shit…