Salma Hayek, the Lebanese Mexican tits that were rich before they were sent to Hollywood to take on the “Hot Mexican” accent roles, before being married off to one of the richest families in the world, because the son was caught jerking off to old Hayek movies and the dad felt “I’ll buy her for you”, you know like rich people do.
She’s 57 years old, her birthday is today, and clearly she wants you perverts jerking off to her old used up tits that are rich and well rested so they don’t look as bad as the other 57 year old tits out there, however, I have been noticing a lot of older women when I do my downtown creeping, who have full round tits despite being old as shit, so maybe it’s all that birth control pill in the tap water keeping them more feminine…
Either way, Hayek, like all whores likes showing off the body and being jerked off to, so get to it…she posted these 30 mins ago, I am SO fucking fast at this blogging thing, no wonder I’ve revolutionized the format back in 2004 and have managed to stay in the shadows while others excelled at it….
Her caption to her bikini big titty old lady smut is:
I’m so happy to be alive and so profoundly grateful for all the blessings!!!! ?My beloved family, my precious friends, my health, my work that keeps me going, my empowering team, my relationship with animals & nature, and the love of all my loyal fans. Happy 57th birthday to me!!!
Happy Birthday to tits that just won’t die…in pictures that are probably photoshopped, but these people are liars, so we’ll take it.
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