In shocking news, the People’s Choice Awards still exist, which is really just a testament of old timey marketing people still having their grip on the fat marketing budgets from the brands they partner up with, because there is no way anyone watches that shit or even interacts with that shit, but you know it’s millions of dollars invested from the big brands to finance the dog shit they won’t take out back and kill.
I have a hard time believing, even in this internet world with FB pages and old ladies obsessed with their FB feed, that anyone is even voting on any of these people. It’s being gamed by robot voters at the Indian call center they buy their fake followers from.
In not so shocking news, Sydney Sweeney and her inbred retard face were the highlight of the night, because she wore a red dress and you know what they say about the girl in the red dress, at least what the trannies who made the MATRIX say about the girl in the red dress, or at least what they say about this girl in a red dress and that is that her tits are fucking rockin’….however the tits may be UP, but that face syndrome is definitely DOWNS.
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Along with SWEENEY’s tits, we had Megan Fox looking like a real life AI Version of a cartoon character that didn’t really remind me of Megan Fox
Kylie Minogue didn’t die of Breast Cancer, but she did go to the People’s Choice Awards to perform like it’s the 80s….all old as shit…
Halle Bailey is not Halle Berry, but she’s probably named after her because Halle Berry is so inspiring to all who don’t realize she’s WHITE and she’s got tits…
Spielberg’s Internet Find Rachel Zegler They Are trying to Make into an A-Lister was there winning shit….
Carmen Electra took some time off her OnlyFans hustle to show up to an event all scary as shit..
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