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2024

23

Feb

Oh No, There are Two Katy Perry’s of the Day

Katy Perry, who has somehow gamed the system so hard that she became a huge pop star….and TV Host…probably has something to do with her mother’s family being billionaires, but maybe I’m just RICH KID HATIN’….

It really more likely has to do with her being a demon and this being part of some satanic agenda or witch craft, because I can’t imagine a world of normal people willing to make this creature a star pop performing….

Making all that top level pop star money all while being a clunky ass awkward and unlikeable pile of shit…EVEN with the tits…

But the world has terrible taste and don’t know better….and unfortunately for us, Katy Perry is dropping a new album to try to get that Taylor Swift money and that means more selfies…

So that will include TWO OF HER…which is DOUBLE the painful than just one of her, but I guess the good news is she’s got a reflection and that she hasn’t cracked the mirror like she fucking should….

Either way, too old to slutty selfie, but still slutty selfie-ing, because she’s detached and delusional and doesn’t realize she’s old as shit…

That’s not a hot body, but I don’t think it ever really was…just tits and a bunch of fame whores buying into it…

BORING…

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