Millie Bobby Brown is Better than Bobby Brown’s mill, which we assume he would grind his crack up in like it was pepper, which is probably better than Millie Bobby Brown, because crack is one of those things people who do crack REALLY fucking love, so it can’t be that bad. I mean they’ll rob, kill, steal, prostitute themselves for that shit.

Millie Bobby Brown is as alive but probably more vibrant than the actual Bobby Brown, thanks to her youth and being on a hit TV show that I’ve never really seen, but that millions of people have seen and are psycho fans of.

She’s clearly taking on the social media influencer who sells products to her audience pretty seriously, because she is posting hard nipple pyjama selfies, which you know go directly to the hearts and balls of those nerd fans that think she’s a dream girl, I’m not talking about Bon Jovi’s son who is engaged to her, I’m talking about the weirdo Stranger Things fans she’s catering to.

When you see a slutty selfie, even in the form of basic pyjamas, not thonged, mesh or sheer lingerie and there is visible hard nipple going on, you know this is clickbaitin for your masturbating….it’s a hustle….and probably better that she does it than if she didn’t.

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