Olivia Munn’s titties may not make it to the “In Memoriam” segment at the Oscars, so we gotta do that ourselves now they they’ve been slaughtered due to cancer.

People are offended that I was making a joke out of Olivia Munn’s cancer because cancer is not something to joke about.

I get it, people have loved ones they’ve watched die of cancer and they don’t wish that on their worst enemy, even if they probably should.

My theory is that if you can’t laugh at cancer, what can you laugh at.

If I have cancer and I probably do, or if people I know have cancer and they probably do, I would hope they can laugh about it, or make fun of it, because otherwise what is the point!

So maybe you love Munn’s tits, maybe you love Munn, maybe you don’t think it is funny that she no longer has nipples and the idea of having a nipple orgasm is one of fantasy….

Maybe you hate that I called her an attention seeker trying to monetize the cancer through social media attention seeking.

Maybe you like women who try to ruin the careers of men I. Power because they didn’t get what they want.

Maybe you hate cancer and the idea of it killing tits, which I can relate to….

But stop being such a sensitive bitch….

Laughing is the best medicine…we’re all gonna die, some sooner than others and that may be a good thing…so might as well enjoy the demise.

I hope you find whores needing you to service their boobs like Olivia Munn’s cancer doctor…but with your mouth not with amputation…because women deserve to have those nipple-orgasms that Olivia Munn can no longer have….before the cancer comes and gets them. Don’t blame me, blame climate change.

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