So America’s Got Talent is using smut to market their TV show, in attempts to get higher ratings. They’ve got their two Granny Judges out here posting marketing material where one is grabbing at her tits and the other one is jumping at her, like you can almost hear the menopausal pussy lips rubbing together, all dry and dusty.

I would argue that this is about 15-20 years too late, because there was a time when a star known for her tits, grabbing at her tits in a corset was seen as erotic, even pornographic and they’d jerk off to it. That time was probably before her 50th birthday.

It’s almost a TOO LITTLE TOO LATE titty grab, if that’s even possible, because I am sure some are so obsessed with tits that they get off to Old Folks home dementia panties holding their tits while getting their diaper changed before a hose down shower, it’s actually 90 percent of the reason you took the job at the old folks home, the other 10 percent was for the pension.

This is basically like Playboy models promoting each other to leverage both of them to greater heights, only the Golden Girl years…

The good news is that marketing using tit is still a thing.

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