We’re heading into summer, but this Global Warming shit has kept things freezing in Canada, so I am not benefitting from all the THONG BIKINIS being sold on instagram by whores to aspiring whores influenced by whores….but I guess that’s the general flaw in not living in a coastal city, or a city with a solid waterfront….the bikinis become limited or exclusive to dudes with the cottages, boats, vacation rentals and not the half homeless pervert walking through the beach looking for thong bikinis and spare change to buy some tacos with…

What I am saying is that bikini inventory is shit here, which is probably why I’m such a pervert for bikinis….and here’s that swimwear compilation.

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