Summer’s over and I hardly spent enough time hiding in bushes in public pools trying to see bushes at the public pool that probably barely exist even though the bush is finally back in style….ladies still shave that shit down and hardly ever walk around with the top of their pubic hair pointing out of their bikini bottoms…and that’s a real tragedy…..also, mainstream bitches still think bald pussy is what the people want, so they run with it….not realizing how exciting a bush can be, so much personality and customization….

Anyway, summer’s over, it’s cold, it’s probably going to snow in the next few weeks, the ice wall will be built, the IGLOO sex parties I don’t get invited to because I eat all the MAPLE SYRUP LUBE already in the planning phases….so bikinis and swimwear no more….until another year…another summer that we don’t even know whether we will make it to….

But at least we’ll have all the swimsuit content from the whores on social media to carry us through the dark winter times…

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