For those of you who don’t know, I am a good friend of Alyssa Milano’s. Not because I used to jerk off to her on Who’s the Boss, the only role she’s done that has really mattered, but because I give her much needed advice when it comes to manscaping her hairy fucking arms…

I remember making fun of them, only because I was letting her know she should do something about them…only to end up waxing or getting laser on them, because in the last 3 years she hasn’t had hairy arms…proving yet again…cyberbullying works…sometimes it gets the job done, other times the weak kill themselves off with a flash card suicide, all the time it’s survival of the fittest..

That said, she posted a pic of her breast feeding, in some #freethenipple girls should be allowed to breast feed wherever they want because it is natural, and because this motherfucker likes seeing milk filled tits with parasites latched on – everywhere I go….

You know while she’s all high on endorphines from feeding her child…while, I’m all high off some random powder some homeless man made me snort….masturbating in my mind…It all works out in the end…

So thanks for the porn you old hairy critter…

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