I got into a debate about Lohan the otherday with a girl who was at the Lohan event in Montreal about how relevant she still is. Now, I don’t really care to talk about celebrities in my everyday life and prefer talking and livin’ out dirty little fantasies and situations, and luckily for me, this Lohan debate was only an excuse for me to talk to this tight bodied 18 year old I wanted to lick from ass to pussy and back again.

The girl was going off about how Lohan is done. How no one is willing to work with her. How everyone has turned their back on her and how she’s caught up in the drugs and party and will not be able to bush off all the baggage she’s got off and is desited to just keep fading away into obscurity, or dying.

I was arguing that she’s fucking Lindsay Lohan and anyone who gets involved with her makes a ton of money, like Samantha Ronson, because the media is still obsessed with her and that it’s just a matter of time before she pulls it all together.

Then I grabbed the girl’s tits and pulled it out of her shirt and she slapped me across the face and fucked off, so in a lot of ways, I won the debate.

I saw this video of Lohan hummin’ happy birthday like she’s a fuckin’ Kazoo, something she should prbably do behind closed doors, because as normal as it may seem to her, shit is uncomfortably weird for all the people watching her every move and despite believing she’ll make a comeback, I had no choice but to post this because Lohan is my favorite and the humming happy birthday hummer is always a party favorite.

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