Khloe Kardashian and I have a pretty one-sided relationship on Twitter:

She wrote something about flying back to Miami from this event in Vegas and I wrote:

@khloekardashian when you go from city to city, do you get transported in the same planes they use to transport circus elephants? So cool.

She didn’t answer, but wrote:

I would be a singer. I live for music. And I wish I could sing and perform LOL

So I wrote:

@KhloeKardashian u can perform! u need to stand on ur hind feet while balancing on a ball under a big top tent and u must like peanuts.

Good times……

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