Whitney Port brought her potato shaped vagina out to the pool because I guess she’s on vacation, from what, I don’t really know considering she gets paid to let cameras follow her around and stage drama like she’s still in high school.

And that “work” that she does, confuses dumb bitches into thinking that’s what life is really like at a young age, making your life hell when you meet these young girls, seduce these girls, and start dating these girls when they get a little older and they aren’t down with a normal, peaceful, relaxed life because it’s not like that on The Hills, so the cunts start pulling stunts, and calling you up with bullshit all the fuckin’ time, making your life a fuckin’ hell, so in a lot of ways Whitney Port ruined your life, assuming you can seduce chicks, which I highly doubt, but I’m not too sure who or what ruined her vagina, that thing’s gaping and all she’s doin’ is standing the fuck up. Seriously, it looks like it is clapping at her performance getting out of the pool, so I guess the drama is legit and there really is trouble in “paradise”, not that her pussy is paradise, but she probably likes to think it is, cuz no girl likes admitting her pussy is as busted as the rest of her, especially when the drunk guys who have fucked her have told her over and over again how nice it is, because they are just trying to cum and all pussy feels alright, if you don’t have to look at the rest of her….boom (that’s how I like to end my power posts)….

Here’s a better angle of her flat shitty ass, in the event that last pic tricked you and I’m not just saying it is shitty cuz she didn’t wipe proper cuz she was too busy being a cunt….

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