Pregnancy is a beautiful thing. Well that was actually a generalization. The only people who find preganancy beautiful is the mother of the pregnant woman and maybe a couple of her lonely friends. The dad of the pregnant bitch, hates that she’s pregnant, because it screams “Hey Dad, some dude fucked me, came inside me, and knocked me up”. The dad of the baby, hates that he’s gonna have to go to work everyday to pay the bills, while the pregnant/baby momma stays home and lives the easy/lazy life. All the guys who ever wanted to fuck the pregnant girl before she got pregnant, just think about how mangled her vagina is going to end up in 9 months time….it’s just not that beautiful of a thing. Even the pregnant woman gets depressed about how her skin breaks out, how she won’t be able to sleep for 4 years, how her stomach has mad stretch marks, how her body won’t bounce back…..anyway – here’s some pics of Paltrow pregs, I have always wanted to slam a pregnant bitch, but only if the baby’s not mine, which it wouldn’t be, cuz I can’t get it up.

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