Christie Brinkley keeps things real, by having a ton of plastic surgery done, but at a certain age, like when you’re in your 70s, looking like this, all semi-clown faced, but not overly clown faced, whether we are talking about this ex swimsuit model, or Dolly Parton, or really anyone post menopausal, I fully appreciate, if anything get turned on by their mangled plastic faces, because they are old as fuck and it’s better to cum on a smooth surface than something that looks more like my ball sack.

If you know what I mean…

It’s the teens and twenty year olds filling out their cheeks and lips that offend me….while this one’s a beacon of hope that we will all find a Christie Brinkley of our own…to carry us into retirement, but as someone who has only fucked one woman over 30 and it wasn’t by choice, it was a marriage for convenience situation that meant free rent if I did it, I hope that happens for me, once my fat wife dies prematurely from obesity….but I doubt I’ll be living to 90, the time needed to turn a 29 year old into a 70 year old, who looks like this…so maybe the better strategy is to just keep fucking the under 30 year olds until I die…that way you don’t feel in prison with one bitch…even if that bitch looks like this…

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