I am - Elle Macpherson is Insane of the Day

2006

Sep

I am – Elle Macpherson is Insane of the Day

I remember back in 1989 and porn wasn’t as available to 19 year old dudes as it is today. I used to rub one out to anything I could, from shitty music videos on MTV to magazine spreads and a Sports Illustrated 25 Year Anniversary VHS. That shit was my porno because you could see Rachel Hunter and Elle Macpherson’s nipples, Cheryl Tiegs rack which was huge then, but not by today’s standards of genetically modifed food giving 10 year olds 34DDs. The point of all this is to say that dudes everywhere could get off to the simple things, like a cleavage shirt or a nipple or even and topless tribe in Africa. They didn’t need the bodage shit, or the teen girls taking facials, or graphic gangbangs and internal cum shots to get off. This isn’t a sociological commentary, but you gotta ask yourself what happens to society when an 18 year old, who 15 years ago would get off to a nipple can now only get off to gang bang porn with anal cumshots that he can find by typing it into google. He’s already got an established fetish and he’s still a fucking virgin…He’s already desensitized to seeing a naked woman so that his sexual needs are that of a 40 year old married man who’s bored of fucking his wife, and he’s still a virgin. Do you get where I am going with this, because I don’t.

After taking a 5 minute break from writing this post, I decided that what I am trying to say is that 18 year old girls are just as exposed to porn now as dudes are. So the nice unassuming private school girls who used to stay virgins til they were 18 like Donna on 90210 are getting fucked up the ass while taking one in the box and one in the mouth at the age of 17 with her highschool sweetheart instead of issuing the “panty-on rule”. So now all this what would have been prude bitches are acting like they are the next Belladonna. So we’re in for an interesting 10 years of teen pregnancy and teen STDs which have finally made their way from the gutter to the uppercrust.

Speaking of Pregnancy and STDs, here’s some pictures of “CRAZY” Elle Macpherson picking up her kids from school. Crazy or not, I’d still stuff her like a turkey with my mouth (since I am impotent), if I had the chance.