Nicole Richie is out of the Simple Life show, thank god, she’s too good for that shit. I have said it before and will say it again Nicole Richie is better than that whore Paris, and all her trust fund uselessness has to offer. Anyway, the point of this post is to say that now that our favorite girl is out of the Simple Life,which she carried on her shoulders, Paris is out recruiting. With recruiting for a new cast member comes very simple requirements: tell her how fantastic she is. This doesn’t apply to giving head, we all saw this bitch try to fuck and trust fund or not, she doesn’t know what’s up when a penis is in hand. Here are some pics of one of the many D-List celebrities that are sucking Paris’ dick (yes Paris has a penis, no woman has size 12 feet) to get on the show. Kimberly Stewart (whoever that cunt is) is working her way to the top. I guess her talent alone won’t take her the places she dreamt of being as a young girl. I am no expert on Paris Hilton, but I do know that she aint got shit without Nicole and for that I present all you motherfuckers with a Kimberly Stewart nipple slip.I know it’s weak, fuck you. It’s not my fault I hate you, I blame my heart palipiations.

Note: Half of this crackwhore’s nipple is hanging out, now this may not mean much to you, but when I find full nipple, I will hook you up.

PEACE

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