I am - Jordan's Pregnant Bikini Pics of the Day

2007

Feb

I am – Jordan’s Pregnant Bikini Pics of the Day

Here are some pics of Jordan pregnant again and she is in a bikini because she has huge fake tits. This isn’t the first time she’s been knocked up because she is loose in the hips like you’d expect from a girl with huge fake tits.

Pregnancy fetishes make me laugh. I was talking to some girl the other day and asked her for nude pics. She told me that she didn’t do nudes unless she was pregnant. She had 3 kids and had done these artistic nudes 3 times before. I asked her for the pictures so that I could turn art into porn and she wasn’t having it. She told me that they were blown up and hung-up in the living room and that there was no way I’d get my hands on them.

Now I am not an authority on this shit because I have never banged a pregnant chick that I know of and I have never jerked off to ready to drop porn that I know of but I do know what I see on Oprah and that is that dudes usually hire hookers when their wives are knocked up and only bang them when they really have to out of guilt and as a way to shut their wives up from the constant complaining and nagging about whether they are still attractive.

Point being that if every time dude wants to watch TV or read the newspaper on his couch, he’ll have to look at 3 pictures of his knocked up wife reminding him of a time she totally grossed him out sexually. And with that image scarred into his brain, everytime she wants to fuck you you’ll see those pictures and everytime you see those pictures you think of the hospital room when you saw a baby ravage his way through the box you’re about to dip into….

I love the concept of pregnancy, it is beautiful and a pretty solid aspect of nature and girls do look hot when pregnant especially my neighbor who is about to pop but still rockin’ size 25 jeans, but I have never been married to a pregnant chick and I thought my commentary was as good as it gets. Hey ladies, this last paragraph was for you, see I am a sensitive guy, send me an email sometime…and by email I mean can you touch your toes… I always ruin the moment….but maybe my size 25 jean comment ruined the moment…