I bet you feel like an idiot for thinking this whore had fake tits. I think it’s pretty clear that she’s stacked like a fat 13 year old girl who just got her period. Shit’s not made of silicone, it’s made of donuts and loose skin from once being filled with milk.

I had so many different things to write about today, I was sleeping and so much shit came to me that I was dreaming about how inspired I was, I had at least 10 amazing stories that I didn’t write down so I am drawing a fucking blank and that’s probably one of the most frustrating things in doing this site.

If more girls were like Britney, I’d be spending a lot more time in the changing room at stores around the city. There was a time when I’d get drunk with my friends in the morning and we’d have no where to go so we’d hit the mall and watch girls buy lingerie, bikinis, and shit like that. I never saw tit slips but I was escorted out of the mall by security after they got too many complaints from stores. It took them about a month to catch onto me though.

Seeing Britney stage a tit slip and not being able to jerk off to it because it’s not hot enough for you is pretty depressing. Not that I could have really jerked off to it with my not being able to get it up issue, but you know what I mean. There was a time when this was the fantasy of many, but now that it’s out there it’s not as good as you’d want it to be making the fantasy over. It’s like bringing home that hot chick you’ve always wanted, fucking her and finding out that she sucks in bed and did things you couldn’t fucking stand, and now that you’ve done it you never want to do it again, not that you’d know what that feels like, virgin. What it comes down to is that tit is tit and this is expensive tit and we should just appreciate what she’s doing instead of rippin’ into her for not being in her prime anymore, because that is usually happens when chicks have 2 kids.

The paparazzi scare the fuck out of me on this one, this is some climbing up the telephone pole with a telephoto lens creepy voyeur shit that’s got me arrested a few times…and the quality of the picture is so fucking good it doesn’t even look like bitch has a nipple, shit’s so grainy. Either way, I am posting them…

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