Eugenie Bouchard is a Canadian Tennis Player, who has a little too fit of little tennis body, on some Martina Navata whatever the fuck that dyke player from the 80s is named, kick….but still has a level of hotness, like most tennis players do, as long as they aren’t a Williams sister, because, the Williams sisters are dudes who got converted at a young age to increase the chances of winning and making the family rich.

I’ve seen “Ladybugs” I know how these things work…and they all end with Jonathan Brandis committing suicide…

That said, she’s not just a Canadian, she’s from Montreal and I’m from Montreal, only unlike me, she’s actually an international success, a star, a hit, rich…thanks to a rich dad investing hard into her….

I don’t know her but the funny thing about her is that she’s got siblings, and cousins all mooching off her success, and the best one is her twin sister…

Who with their TWINTUITION gets to reap the most benefits of being related to Eugenie, maybe she even gets a percentage of earnings, only instead of being an athlete, she’s a party girl who goes to all the festivals and I guess who has now become an influencer, on her instagram, doing the instagram thing, bikinis out, “Lifestyle and Travel” blogging or bloggers as they call themselves…while I unfortunately know what ACTUAL blogging is and it’s not just taking a selfie, it’s way more depressing than that.

Good bikinis though.

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