The Emmy Awards Happened. I had no idea. I don’t know who was nominated or who won. You can always google that shit and figure it out on you own. As much as I’d like to be a useful resource with exclusive journalistic and editorial coverage of dumb shit other people are covering, I am only interested, and BARELY interested at that, in the tits….because the internet has an endless supply of tit and this whole celebrity thing is pretty obsolete…at least on a titty level….and TOTALLY obsolete on an award level because this isn’t given out to deserving people, what they are being awarded is totally subjective and does nothing good for the world…not to mention it can be bought…so it’s just a massive jerk off pissing contest for people who scam you and get paid heavy for it….
So here are the tits that were there….
Sydney Sweeney sadly hiding her massive tits..
Sarah Shahi…who..?
Olivia Munn..has absolutely no business here expect to suck media dick…
Kim Kardashian and her plastic face…
Diane Guerrero with the tits pushed up…
Allie Marie Evans whoever the hell that is, with a bit of nipple action…
Nicole Scherzinger always brings the tits…
TO SEE MORE TITS AT THE EMMYS LIKE MAUDE APATOW, DOCTOR QUINN MEDICINE WOMAN JANE SEYMOUR AND MORE CLICK HERE!
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