Jewel’s hands may have been made small but her tits are big…in the event that you aren’t a 50 year old lesbian…Jewel, who was an iconic voice of women in the 90s, she was on every single WOMEN IN SONG CD, had a song called HANDS…and the lyric was her hands were made small…which is so fucking clever of me to reference cuz her tits are big…
But you already knew that, we’ve been around Jewel’s tits for 25 fucking years and we know what they are about, and clearly she’s out here trying to remind us…
You can save your soul…by not listening to Jewel’s music….but it can be a great reminder of 1995, when you were just a loser in High School, jerking off to her tits or maybe her songs….like you were some record exec who gave her a storyline that she lived in her car before becoming a huge success as a coffee shop poet…which I guess was a thing in the 90s…when Starbucks was starting up….or the record exec who found her in her car and offered her a warm shower and a record deal for a fuck…
EIther way, she’s still around….and these are her tits in selfie.