Kristen Stewart, who I like to think is just a lesbian for show, maybe manipulated by her hot Victoria’s Secret model girlfriend Stella Maxwell, who like Cara Delevingne like to find girls who are confused, on the fence, maybe even broken and turn them into their marketing campaigns.

I get the vibe that she’s as much of a lesbian as one of Ellen’s girlfriends, you know in it for the hype because lesbianism is a myth, and sure they eat pussy but that doesn’t mean they don’t go back to dick when the time comes, only unlike Ellen’s lesbians, this one is the power player in the relationship.

I just don’t believe an actress or lesbian would be attracted to a Victoria’s Secret model, all the lesbians I see are into knitting, fat girls, and not the hot chicks they never were. Maybe there’s something called Hormonally lesbian, like those dude chicks who look ready to fuck anything that comes close enough with your massive 10 inch strap on, both men and women alike, because that’s just the kind of lesbian you are, but those lesbians aren’t Kristen Stewart. She’s not even believable as a combat and plaid wearing lesbian who hates men and who is in Women’s studies at college. It’s all seems like some act, like she’s pulling out of some parody of lesbianism for an SNL skit.

Anyway, her BFF hairstylist posted this pic of them naked in a pool drinking wine…and it was deleted.

So if you’re into Kristen Stewart, and you shouldn’t be, she’s not hot and was never hot, naked in a pool that you can’t see her naked in, this is for you.

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